01
WEALTH TRANSFERRED
$0
The poor still have their money.
BUILT ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN ยท SATIRICAL WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION PROTOCOL
STEAL FROM
THE POOR.
HELP THE RICH.
For centuries, wealth has been moving in the wrong direction. Weโre building the infrastructure to fix that โ on Robinhood Chain.
No promises. No guarantees. No moral compass.
ROBBINHOOD_TERMINAL
LIVE
> initializing inequality_engine...
> locating exit liquidity...
> poor_balance: $0 extracted
> rich_balance: still not enough
> $ROBBIN is live on Pons_
BUY HIGHโSELL LOWโMAKE THE RICH RICHERโNO REFUNDSโEXIT LIQUIDITY IS A COMMUNITY ROLEโBUY HIGHโSELL LOWโMAKE THE RICH RICHERโ
THE DAMAGE
Nothing to report.
Yet.
LIVE
02
POOR PEOPLE PARTICIPATING
0
Applications opening soon.
03
RICH PEOPLE HELPED
0
Embarrassing. We can do better.
04
WEALTH CONCENTRATION
โ
Target: disturbingly high.
OUR MANIFESTO
Redistribution.
But backwards.
Everyone wants to democratize finance. We think that sounds exhausting.
Robbinhood is built on one simple principle: the rich wonโt get richer by themselves.
We dream of a future where every optimistic trader can finally experience the privilege of becoming somebody elseโs exit liquidity.
โBUY HIGH. SELL LOW.
PAY FEES. REPEAT.โ
PAY FEES. REPEAT.โ
LIVE ON PONS
$ROBBIN
The ticker your portfolio
didnโt ask for.
$ROBBIN is now live on Robinhood Chain via Pons. Use the contract address below to verify you are looking at the official token.
ROBINHOOD CHAIN ยท EVM ยท CHAIN ID 4663 ยท GAS ETH
Always verify the contract address before interacting. ROBBINHOOD is independent and unaffiliated with Robinhood.
TOTALLY SERIOUS TOKENOMICS100%
Community1%
Team9%
The Rich90%
This allocation is a joke, not actual tokenomics. Any real allocation should be published transparently before launch.
CULTURE
Our core values.
Transparency
We tell you weโre robbing you first.
Efficiency
Fewer clicks between you and financial regret.
Inclusion
Anyone can become exit liquidity.
THE OFFICIAL PROPAGANDA CHANNEL
Follow the redistribution.
Memes, updates, bad financial decisions and whatever happens next.
FAQ
Legal-ish questions.
Is this actually Robinhood?
No. ROBBINHOOD is an independent parody/satirical project and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Robinhood Markets, Inc.
Are the metrics real?
The values shown here are intentionally zero or blank unless sourced from verifiable on-chain data. We do not invent live metrics.
Is $ROBBIN live?
Yes. $ROBBIN is live on Robinhood Chain via Pons. Official contract address: 0x1E9F1BD0850797817332b00b833B0c657Cb38ed5.
What network will $ROBBIN use?
Robinhood Chain, an EVM-compatible Layer 2. Mainnet chain ID: 4663. Gas token: ETH.
Is this financial advice?
No. It is satire. Nothing on this website is investment, financial, legal or tax advice.